do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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1 week ago - 
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87A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
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me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
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